01 - Gently combine ground beef, salt, pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder in a large bowl. Form into 4 equal patties, pressing a slight dimple in the center of each to prevent puffing during cooking.
02 - Preheat grill or skillet over medium-high heat until hot.
03 - Grill patties for 3-4 minutes per side until desired doneness is reached. During the last minute of cooking, top each patty with a slice of cheddar cheese and cover to melt.
04 - While burgers cook, whisk together mayonnaise, ranch dressing, chives, Worcestershire sauce, and smoked paprika in a small bowl until smooth and well combined.
05 - Toast brioche buns on the grill or in a toaster until golden brown.
06 - Spread crack sauce on both halves of each bun. Layer bottom bun with shredded lettuce, burger patty, 2 slices bacon, tomato slices, and pickles. Top with upper bun.
07 - Serve immediately while hot and juicy.